The Family Truckster

The Family Truckster

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Giving Birth at Mach Speed

‘My people— infants are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, your guides mislead you and they have swallowed up the course of your
paths.’ ~ Isaiah 3:12



‘The minister shall admonish [the dying person] also (as there shall be cause) to set his house in order, thereby to prevent inconveniences; to take care for payment of his debts, and to make restitution or satisfaction where he hath done any wrong; to be reconciled to those with whom he hath been at variance, and fully to forgive all men their trespasses against him, as he expects forgiveness at the hand of God.’ ~ Westminster Directory for the Publick Worship of God


Christians should shoot back.


I have an idea for how Pastor Coleman can keep the attention of any snoozers in the congregation:





Would you like ketchup with your idolatry?


A former home-school student from the Kansas City area has been awarded a $50,000 scholarship to Liberty University after winning a research paper contest sponsored by an apologetics ministry.



'The attackers barged into the church and abused the Christians, using filthy language and began hitting and stabbing them. They destroyed the pulpit, chairs, musical instruments, furniture, and window panes and damaged the church walls. The pastor was also severely beaten with a cricket bat and his body was swollen," the sources reported.'



'The great object is that every man be armed ... Every one who is able may have a gun. But have we not learned by experience that, necessary as it is to have arms, ... it is still far from being the case?' ~ Patrick Henry



Bob Barber: ‘Everyone knows that a Good Guy has to be a confident heterosexual.’
Rex O’Herlihan: ‘Confident heterosexual? Are you sure? I thought it was just heterosexual.’ ~ Rustler’s Rhapsody

This is a dangerous time for all we believe in. Now, above all, we must spread the truths of the Constitution, of the rule of law, of life, of peace, of freedom, of an America that will truly be a city on the hill.’


‘A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.’


Officials at the nondenominational High Point Church knew that Cecil Howard Sinclair was gay when they offered to host his service, said his sister, Kathleen Wright. But after his obituary listed his life partner as one of his survivors, she said, it was called off.


‘Having a baby's more important. Of course I'm going to speed.’



I Thess. 5: 20,21: ‘Do not despise prophecies, but test everything …’



Imagine my surprise when I was driving to work the other day and saw a SEAHORSE!!

1 comment:

Brian Franklin said...

Even better - Pastor Coleman breaks bricks with his head while yelling, "Woohoo! I'm a Communist!"